- ... The toaster can be considered an acceptable substitute for the ashtray.
- ... Texting incomprehensible b******s to the big screen in Lux is a Good Idea (TM).
- ... Your eyes are looking in four different directions at once.
- ... The neighbour's cat seems like a good person to strike up a conversation with.
- ... Westlife seem cool.
- ... curry/kebob/whatever highly unhealthy food seems like a good idea despite not physically having any more room inside yourself after the Nth pint of beer.
- ... A windchill of -3 degrees doesn't strike fear into your heart, despite only wearing the thinnest of t-shirts.
- ... "Have another pint!" is an acceptable answer to the statement "I don't feel so well".
- ... You whisper louder than most people shout.
- ... Everybody's food in the kitchen is fair game; nothing is safe when you're hungry and drunk.
Any others I've forgotten?