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You know you're drunk when...

  • ... The toaster can be considered an acceptable substitute for the ashtray.
  • ... Texting incomprehensible b******s to the big screen in Lux is a Good Idea (TM).
  • ... Your eyes are looking in four different directions at once.
  • ... The neighbour's cat seems like a good person to strike up a conversation with.
  • ... Westlife seem cool.
  • ... curry/kebob/whatever highly unhealthy food seems like a good idea despite not physically having any more room inside yourself after the Nth pint of beer.
  • ... A windchill of -3 degrees doesn't strike fear into your heart, despite only wearing the thinnest of t-shirts.
  • ... "Have another pint!" is an acceptable answer to the statement "I don't feel so well".
  • ... You whisper louder than most people shout.
  • ... Everybody's food in the kitchen is fair game; nothing is safe when you're hungry and drunk.

Any others I've forgotten?
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... when typing and having to correct every worfd, and even then letting the odd mistake happpen! 
 
.. When nudging the lamppost means you start a fight with it 
 
... when you try the logic of the wall gives back conversation and reply.. (Not me!!) 
 
.. posting on this topic at 2.30 after winning the Portsmouth Paintball vs Rowing Compo!! 
 
.. and after winning, asking what the prize is..... Knowing you started the vote... 
 
... and bewing late for the taxi... 
 
...; and still letting mistakes throgh. Cheerts Robinb
Written by Robin Bourne (Computing) - Thu, 30 Mar 2006

Welcome

Welcome to my online ramblings repository. As of Friday 16th March, I have been sentenced to serve an extra 18 months in Portsmouth as a Sabbatical officer at the Union. Until then, I have to get my degree and train up to be a Sabb while running UPSU.net

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about me

"Grumpy, geeky old grey-head"

'Ello! I'm Alex, and I'm one of the mysterious and slightly-shady figures know as "Sabbatical Officers" - my job title is something like Media Whore, and I divide my time equally between upsetting students, annoying staff members, tweaking the UP ... (read more).

my degree

BSc (Hons) eCommerce & Internet Systems (I got a Desmon)



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