 BboyAK 2 years ago
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Wats the best you've got?
heres a few to get started.....
F. me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
I like every muscle in your body, especially mine
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.
What do you want for breakfast?
Your eyes are like spanners..... every time you look at me my nuts tighten
Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight
To a ugly woman...''I never look at the mantle piece when I'm poking the fire''
Do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a blow job? no, what are you doing for lunch tomorrow?
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. |
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tezer86 2 years ago
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I have one:
"Does this rag smell like Chloroform too you"
P.S please dont try this or you might get arrested |
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luca2020 2 years ago
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I might not be the best looking lad here, but im the only one fcukin talking to you! |
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addagrrr8 2 years ago
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You: Pick a number between 1 and 10
The Gurl: 4 (or woteva they say!)
You: Wrong Take Ya Top Off!!
A Classic Max And paddy Line |
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apostles1986 2 years ago
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flop ur nob out an say: come on love lets go!
Hey im from Essex, it works there!  |
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Existential 2 years ago
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flop ur nob out an say: come on love lets go!
Hey im from Essex, it works there!
good luck with that..
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Alex Harries, UPSU Media & Publications Officer 2007-2008 2 years ago
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Existential wrote:
flop ur nob out an say: come on love lets go!
Hey im from Essex, it works there!
good luck with that..<br><br>Post edited by: Existential, at: 2006/01/10 18:28
LOL |
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mattieboy 2 years ago
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can u help me find my lost puppy?... i think he went in to this cheap motel room across the street...  |
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Existential 2 years ago
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she might have dog allergies - think it through dude |
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mattieboy 2 years ago
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a "bit" gay...Posts: 14 Member rating: 1
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Existential wrote:
she might have dog allergies - think it through dude
i wouldnt mind if she did lol, i would mind if he did tho  |
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