Name:
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Gemma Noel-Yorke
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Club/Society:
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Netball
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Position:
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Social Sec
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Star sign/age:
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Cancer - I'm a fag-hag! (21)
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Status:
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Waiting for Yorkie
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| Home town: |
The Rock (Jersey)
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Big school:
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Le Rocquier
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| Nickname: |
Which one? Crusty, Ultimate Curry Fighter, Tourettes, Yorkie Lover... The list goes on!
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First Portsmouth curry:
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The Gate with Yorkie
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Favourite movie:
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Not into movies, but I'm into chocolate bars - Yorkies!
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What puts a smile on your face?
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Yorkie's nose (he uses it in a FANTASTIC way!) (! - ed)
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What wipes it off?
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When Yorkie asks me to put my finger up his bum!
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Tip of the week:
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YORKIE, I've told you before: that's the wrong hole
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Have you ever seen a badger?
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Yea, only up Yorkie's nose
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Where is the most bizarre place you've had sex?
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In Yorkie's private tractor (I'm starting to think this interview isn't serious - ed)
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Most embarrassing moment?
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When Yorkie's DAD got involved
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Best chat-up line?
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As said by Yorkie: "I wish you were my coursework; I could do you on my desk"
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Who would you drag to bed?
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Yorkie's mum
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| Who's your dirtiest housemate? |
Gotta be Kat King, but Yorkie is filthy!
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Most memorable Pompey pull?
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Yorkie; he's amazing
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Worst Pompey pull?
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Yorkie when he's got bad breath
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Which Pompey sporto would you like to pull next?
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Mel Ellwood
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What was your first kiss like?
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His nose got in the way so it was very uncomfortable
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Best Uni memory?
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Snogging Lynsey
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How quickly can you down a pint?
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Quicker than Yorkie
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Favourite dressing up theme:
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Naked with the wellies
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Tell us a joke!
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Da roof, da roof, da roof is on fire!
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What 3 questions would you ask if you went on Blind Date?
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Are you a farmer? Do you know how to use the nose properly? Are you a Sabbo?
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What word best describes your bedroom antics?
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Rough, fast, and it's all about the nose
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What questions were you glad you weren't asked?
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"How big is Yorkie's knob?" (It's scary), and "Is this the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?!"
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What cartoon character best resembles you, and why?
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Beauty and the Beast - you can work it out...
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If you won the lottery, how would you spend it?
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Me, me, me (only joking).
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