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Fraggy On the Spot

Last updated: Tue 3rd Oct 2006 at 22:49
onthespotYour Media & Publications officer puts himself On the Spot. This is the man that produces the legendry Purple Wednesdays!


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Question time!


Name:
Adrian Fraguela Orizales
Club/Society:
All of them!
Position:
Media & Publications Officer
Star sign/age:
Aries / 22
Status:
Single baby yeah!
Home town:  London town bruv!
Big school:
Cardinal Vaughan Memorial School claaaaaart!
Nickname: Fraggy, Frags, Fragster, Short Fat Spaniard, Orizales Mini-me, Meatball, ****.
Ambition: To create a degree in ‘Touch Cup’.
First Portsmouth curry:
Can’t remember that far back! I’ve been here 5 years!
Favourite movie:
Van Wilder – Party Liaison! It’s not hard to see why…
What puts a smile on your face?
Freshers!
What wipes it off?
Not getting any…
Tip of the week:
Get your PWs articles in every Monday or I’ll bite your ankles! Grrrr…
Have you ever seen a badger?
Yeah, on issue 214 of PWs. It was very scary!
Where is the most bizarre place you've had sex?
In a bed…
Most embarrassing moment?
When my housemate told the world at my elections speech that I hadn’t had sex in nearly two years! That was a couple of years back though, all is good in the hood!

Best chat-up line?
Do you just wanna get naked?
Who would you drag to bed/kick out of bed?
Anyone who’ll have me.
Who's your dirtiest housemate? Labib, sort it out!
Most memorable Pompey pull?
A certain member of the bar staff who got sick on my bed after a night of extreme cuddles!
Worst Pompey pull?
Mozzie
Which Pompey sporto would you like to pull next?
Rhian Williams!
What was your first kiss like?
Painful, teeth met.
Best Uni memory?
Running for elections and winning, twice! Get in! Met loads of wicked people but at the same time it was bloody expensive.
How quickly can you down a pint?
Pretty damn quickly for a short fat kid. 
Favourite dressing up theme:
Oompa loompas or Scooby-Doo.
Tell us a joke!
Me at 2am on a Wednesday night. You’ll soon see why!
What 3 questions would you ask if you went on Blind Date?
Are you shorter than 5ft? Do you like extreme cuddles? Do you mind if I put Pro Evo ahead of you? 
What word best describes your bedroom antics?
Aaaaaaaaaaahhh, freak out! 
What questions were you glad you weren't asked?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which one have you done? 
What cartoon character best resembles you, and why?
Homer Simpson, or one of the oompa loompas.
 
If you won the lottery, how would you spend it?
Invest half of the money into researching whether it would be possible to have a snakey b tap. 


Gotchas 


  • Fraggy gets turned on by fry-ups.
  • Fraggy went 19 months - 1129 days - without sex.
  • He is in love with Fern Brittan.
  • When Fraggy finally broke his 19-month sex drought, he didn’t even finish the job!

Dish the dirt 

  • J-Lo finally got some tongue action, but was horrified to remember that it was the wife of the barman in their local pub, but not only that, she is about 60! Well done now I understand the whole picky thing! You know what I mean!
  • A certain Hockey President is reported to have a problem with a weak bladder. He has gone out two nights in a row and proceeded to piss the bed much to the ‘amusement’ of his girlfriend who was lying next to him.
  • back to purple wednesdaysClick here to go to the PWs homepage
    A very generous friend of Ronnie Cox let him sleep in his bed. Ronnie then proceeded to get sick on the duvet and floor! Well done Ronnie!

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