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Question time!

Gotchas 

• Timmy got a semi at the cheerleading naked calendar Photo shoot, fact!
• Timmy only got a semi because he is not man enough to get a full erection, fact!
• Timmy got a full on Hard on during the Men’s Hockey Naked calendar photo Shoot, fact!
• Helen from hockey is scared of heights, how? She’s 6ft f**king tall!
• Beanpole likes partaking in golden showers with his housemates.
• Alec takes s**ts in the fields then wipes his ass with his hand.
• Nick Sinden - why is it called Tossing the Salad?
• Brendan from hockey likes toast and animal porn more then sex.
• Alec got his army mates to piss all over his face and in his mouth.
• Catriona and Hailey need to brush up on their gambling skills after losing £100.
• Beanpole w**ks over Sesame Street.
• Beanpole likes to blow his load all over himself.
• Milkshake still hasn’t shaved his pubes, yet Coxy has cut his hair.
  
• Cannon still thinks he is hard.
  
• Beanpole has fallen in love with Denyse!
  
• Mel Elwood likes to be given roses, especially ones with Thorns in.
  
• Greg stayed in on a Friday night to complete a new computer game.
  
• Gobby loves CHINa, fact!
  
• Paddy has more hair on his bum than on the rest of his body, fact!
  
• Steve Bowe can’t spell Schmuck, fact!
  
• Fresher Scotch's chat up line is 'it won’t suck itself'.
  
• Tanner is on a power trip again.
  
• Fresher skittle has yet to make it till 12 at the Union.
  
• The croc is now pleased that she only has her f**k buddy to worry about.
  
• Vice President doo doo has a thing for homeless men. Whatever floats your boat!
  
• Northy managed to keep his sexual partner a secret for 2 years until she slept with another team mate.
  
• Milly and Munchkin are the founders of: Pissedon1pint.com/andahalf.
  
• Netball Kit Sec has a small case of OCD. 3 Is the number?
  
• Claire Schmitz almost killed three of her netball team mates on the way to the match with her shocking driving skills. What does ‘No Entry’ mean Claire?
  
• Kaly Smith's favourite website is www.amihalfdyslexic.com
  
• Netballer Lucy Ponting has a knife fetish.
  
• Steph Strode and Carina Jewel have joined anger management classes together.
  
• Offshore Sailing Howy has found a new use for hairbrushes – ribbed for your pleasure!
  
• Howy’s a Peter Pan look-a-likey bit on the side discovered that nutella + man hair = hairball!
  
• Offshore’s ‘dopey’ Lisa was admitted to hospital after walking into not one but two lamp posts on the way home whilst stone cold sober
  
• When home alone, Offshore’s Howy and Dicky like to indulge in semi-naked wrestling. Guess which half is naked!!??
  
• JLo …..17 months! C*m has tried up and turned to dust chin up!
  
• Ski & Snowboard Timmy lost a bet about a parking space and had his head shaved.
  
• Will Rea got thrown out of the Reg by the thigh high bouncer for acusing him of having small man syndrome.
  
• JLo took on crippled surf Adam in a wedgie fight, they got thrown out. JLo won the fight but Adam got the girl!