On the spot: netball's Gemma Noel-Yorke

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By Purple Wednesdays

Last updated: Thu 4th May 2006 at 16:53

Netball's Gemma Noel-Yorke chats about curry, Yorkie, crusty(ness) and... err, badgers...

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Name:	Gemma Noel-Yorke
Club/Society:	Netball
Position:	Social Sec
Star sign/age:	Cancer - I'm a fag-hag! (21)
Status:	Waiting for Yorkie
Home town:	The Rock (Jersey)
Big school:	Le Rocquier
Nickname:	Which one? Crusty, Ultimate Curry Fighter, Tourettes, Yorkie Lover... The list goes on!
First Portsmouth curry:	The Gate with Yorkie
Favourite movie:	Not into movies, but I'm into chocolate bars - Yorkies!
What puts a smile on your face?	Yorkie's nose (he uses it in a FANTASTIC way!) (! - ed)
What wipes it off?	When Yorkie asks me to put my finger up his bum!
Tip of the week:	YORKIE, I've told you before: that's the wrong hole
Have you ever seen a badger?	Yea, only up Yorkie's nose
Where is the most bizarre place you've had sex?	In Yorkie's private tractor (I'm starting to think this interview isn't serious - ed)
Most embarrassing moment?	When Yorkie's DAD got involved
Best chat-up line?	As said by Yorkie: "I wish you were my coursework; I could do you on my desk"
Who would you drag to bed?	Yorkie's mum
Who's your dirtiest housemate?	Gotta be Kat King, but Yorkie is filthy!
Most memorable Pompey pull?	Yorkie; he's amazing
Worst Pompey pull?	Yorkie when he's got bad breath
Which Pompey sporto would you like to pull next?	Mel Ellwood
What was your first kiss like?	His nose got in the way so it was very uncomfortable
Best Uni memory?	Snogging Lynsey
How quickly can you down a pint?	Quicker than Yorkie
Favourite dressing up theme:	Naked with the wellies
Tell us a joke!	Da roof, da roof, da roof is on fire!
What 3 questions would you ask if you went on Blind Date?	Are you a farmer? Do you know how to use the nose properly? Are you a Sabbo?
What word best describes your bedroom antics?	Rough, fast, and it's all about the nose
What questions were you glad you weren't asked?	"How big is Yorkie's knob?" (It's scary), and "Is this the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?!"
What cartoon character best resembles you, and why?	Beauty and the Beast - you can work it out...
If you won the lottery, how would you spend it?	Me, me, me (only joking).

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Gotchas on Gemma

Gemma got her boobs out more than once on tour (ask Parky for the pics)
Gemma streaked on the netball court in Llorret De Mar
Gemma made love to a certain 1st team captain of Hockey
Cricket Sam is Gemma’s secret boyfriend!
Gemma often gets home after a night out and wonders why she no longer has any knickers on
Gemma gets the RAGE when drunk & also hits her friends
Gemma often leaves abusive messages on her friend’s phone after a night out
Gemma & Yorkie have plans to start making a family
Back in her fresher year Gemma got Catriona out of bed so she could help assist with the shaving of her legs before the guy she had back would notice she was a hairy beast!
Poor Gemma has had a lack of sex lately and therefore her tour name was ‘Crusty’
Boycie even offered her a quickie to help her out on tour.
Football felt so bad on tour that they nearly picked a name out of a hat to see which one would sleep with her!
After a night out Gemma fell out of a taxi, twisted her ankle, lost her keys, cooked four pies, ate them and proceeded to hurl abuse at Kat’s new boyfriend!
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Dish the dirt on your mates

A certain Rugby boyfriend of a netballer attended a drinking session with her non-sporto housemates, whilst playing touch cup he consumed 1 single dirty pint and ended up throwing up in the garden … So much for hard core drinking Westy!
Yorkie wanted Oompa-Loompa sex with Gemma on tour, however she managed to run away in time!
Mel gave Malone head on tour & then had to eat Doritos because the taste was sooooo bad!
Michelle didn’t spend a single night with her friends on tour due to her flirtatious nature
Lynsey was so drunk on tour she decided it was a good idea to pole dance, think this is when Jak claims he saw her “pink bits”!
On Hailey’s birthday she left Tiger Tiger before midnight, then ended up sleeping in a pile of her own sick!
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